Last night David Letterman signed off for the final time on The Late Show. For the last show, ten celebrities who had been frequent guests over the years presented the final Top 10 list. Not counting Letterman, the presenters of this list had a total net worth just short of $2 billion! Here is a breakdown of each celebrity's net worth and what they contributed to the final list, which was "The Top 10 Things I've Always Wanted to Say to Dave:"
#10: Alec Baldwin – $65 million – "Of all the talk shows, yours is the most geographically convenient to my home."
#9: Barbara Walters – $150 million – "Did you know you wear the same cologne as Muammar Qaddafi?"
#8: Steve Martin – $110 million – "Your extensive plastic surgery was a necessity…and a mistake."
#7: Jerry Seinfeld – $800 million – "I have no idea what I'll do when you go off the air. You know what, I just thought of something: I'll be fine."
#6: Jim Carrey – $150 million – "Honestly Dave, I've always found you to be a bit of an over-actor."
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#5: Chris Rock – $70 million – "I'm just glad your show is being given to another white guy."
#4: Julia Louis-Dreyfus – $200 million – "Thanks for letting me take part in another hugely disappointing series finale."
#3: Peyton Manning – $165 million – "Dave, you are to comedy what I am to comedy."
#2: Tina Fey – $45 million – "Thanks for finally proving men can be funny."
#1: Bill Murray – $140 million – "Dave, I'll never have the money I owe you."
Total: $1.895 billion
Oh. Let's not forget, David Letterman – $400 million
Total plus Dave: $2.295 billion
